My vacation by the numbers.

This is all you get until I get rested.

• 7 – Days that I was in Indianapolis.
• 1 – Days that I saw the sun in Indianapolis.
• 7.2 – Amount of rain, in inches, that Indianapolis received on September 1st, 2003.
• 108 – Years since the record for single-day rainfall stood before that day.
• 8 – Number of times I was referred to or addressed by my brother’s name by my relatives.
• 35 – Number of DVDs in the case I left on the plane.
• 800 – Approximate amount, in dollars, that DVDs would have cost to replace, had I not reclaimed them.
• 2 – Approximate amount, in dollars, that the stuff I did leave behind will cost to replace.
• 112 – SoBig “reflections”… “user not found” “mail undeliverable, etc.” in my inbox.
• 3780 – Spam messages caught by spamassassin while I was gone.
• 1539 – Amount of those that were SoBig viruses.