My laser printer is dead. Water Bottle, an Apple LaserWriter 16/600 was not quite working right for a while, with blinking lights that indicated service was required.
After taking it in for service and having them look at it for a week, they determined that it needed a replacement part that would cost $150, plus $30 labor. Even they recommended that it would be better to just give up and buy a new printer.
So now I have a new printer to buy.
You should take it out to a field, bring out the baseball bat and do the HAMUUSUTAA SMASHU!!
That would be so awesome!
I have this image of you beating up the printer with a bat much like Office Space, but you won’t really do that since you love your printer. =P
Did you expose it to open flame?