I have just thought of a new word. Well, it’s not completely new, as google has one hit on it: Slacksophone.
My mind immediately went to the wrong place, and “playing the slacksophone” has now become my euphemism of choice.
The occasional musings of Andy Scheffler
I remember when I used to come up with new words. “Pasturbation” was probably my favorite.
This reminds me that my roommate keeps telling me to take a ride in the Whaaambulance.