I bought new shoes yesterday. I found a pair I liked, found a box in my size, tried on the left shoe, walked around a while, it seemed okay so I bought them and this morning I put them on.
For some reason the right shoe is bugging me, you get three guesses as to why.
Because it’s another left shoe?
1. The right shoe is a different size.
2. Your right foot is a different size.
3. You need to take an action and pay a bit before you can run again.
You got it on the first guess!
Yes, it’s the most obvious. The box said 10 1/2, the left shoe is 10 1/2. The right shoe is a 9. Of course I didn’t realize this until it was too late to go home and change shoes.
go return it 😛 they’re supposed to check the shoe size before they sell it to you.
Yes, I know. >_< I'm not going to walk around with the wrong size shoe forever. I can't even wear the damn thing, I'm only wearing it to walk around, when I'm at my desk, I've got it off.
You found a lizard in the right shoe?
Ninjas.
I’m Vibrating Sheep, and I endorse this message.
Actually, the more I think about it, the more this becomes possible.
Think about it, for all I know, the shoes were actually the right size when I looked in the box, but as I was carrying the bag out to the car, ninjas switched out one shoe without me noticing.
Damn those ninjas!
Just another example of why they r00lz over pirates.
ARRRRR!
your R foot grew/shrunk overnight.