If Yahoo! were a person, it would totally have its feelings hurt right now.
<Yahoo!> I’m not merging with Microsoft! For reals this time!
<StockMarket> We don’t like you! Down 10%!
<Yahoo!> What, I’m no good to you by myself? You only liked me for my potentially cheap post-merger Microsoft stock?
<StockMarket> Yeah, duh!
<Yahoo!> /wrists
Awww…
That is kinda cute.
Nice. XD
That would make a epic web comic.. so you saying we should buy now? lol
<Google> Let’s be friends and then make fun of Microsoft for their poor decision-making skills!