when you can run your hand over it and distinctively tell that the individual hairs are moving instead of acting like sandpaper.
alternatively ‘long enough to grab with tweezers’
I actually had this conversation (except not in terms of beards) with my college roommate one very long night when we had too much to drink and too much sugar.
By that rule, you had a beard as of Sunday, or at least as much of a beard as I maanged to grow when I was out of action for half a week in August 2001, thanks to the Nosebleed From Hell. It felt great to shave the beard off after all of that.
I guess beards are good. My dad has one, but then, I’m not my dad, though I may look and sound somewhat like him. Besides, he still has more gray hair than I do… For the time being. 😛
depends on who it’s on. if you’re dom, never.
Damn you, genetics!
Yay beard!
when you can run your hand over it and distinctively tell that the individual hairs are moving instead of acting like sandpaper.
alternatively ‘long enough to grab with tweezers’
I actually had this conversation (except not in terms of beards) with my college roommate one very long night when we had too much to drink and too much sugar.
By this rule, I have a beard now.
By that rule, you had a beard as of Sunday, or at least as much of a beard as I maanged to grow when I was out of action for half a week in August 2001, thanks to the Nosebleed From Hell. It felt great to shave the beard off after all of that.
I guess beards are good. My dad has one, but then, I’m not my dad, though I may look and sound somewhat like him. Besides, he still has more gray hair than I do… For the time being. 😛
When it doesn’t irritate your girlfriend’s inner thighs quite so much. Or when you can wring a full cup of coffee from it.
I could answer this one, but it’d be really really gross, so I won’t share.
When it stops itching.
Mmmm… not quite… some of us peoples grow brillo-pads for beards and they never stop itching… either that or I have inch long stubble.
Personally, I would say whenever it starts looking good rather than bad.
this thread is entirely useless without pics!!!
TTIWWOP!
Grizzly Andy, woo hoo
when you get food stuck in it.
I’d say when you aquire the genetics to grow one. D:
I feel compelled to applaud this new facial growth.