woo	smiley	assumes	emmo	gonged
Someone complains about staffing a con (any con)	rambles	mightily	chibipaw	shukaido
welcomes	Shukaido shoves something somewhere where it shouldn't belong.	FREE SQUARE!	irc	A song is gonged on KSHINO.
A newbie is kick-banned.	motis	dumb	kicked	curse
fest	stfu	corrects	misbehaving	agi

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