dvg	siren/belle/etc pisses someone off on the channel and gets ignored/kicked	assumes	floods	overlords
staffer	warz	Someone uses color control characters.	Someone corrects a spelling mistake with "s///".	heh
agi	moo	FREE SQUARE!	pisses	joins
bingo!	misbehaving	misbehaving	Someone says "Knife Shogun!"	boobies
nicks	unattainable	ha	Someone floods the channel with a multi-line paste.	siren

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