irc	Someone complains about staffing a con (any con)	krispy	Someone starts swooning for an unattainable person.	chibipaw
irc	siren	catsmeow	opped	stfu
iat	fruit bashet anime	FREE SQUARE!	kaien complains about misbehaving cells	curses
Someone besides Outis is using one of his backup nicks (e.g. Lotis, Motis)	emmo	Someone quotes The Simpsons.	nicks	to
Someone makes a reference to tHursday but not on Thursday.	burger	belle /joins with a new nickname	Someone accidentally types a private /msg in the public window.	A newbie is kick-banned.

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